Cringe-Worthy KISS Volume 1: Sodomy and Statutory Rape
Dec06

Cringe-Worthy KISS Volume 1: Sodomy and Statutory Rape

I love KISS. I can’t explain why. I can’t defend it. It’s just one of those things – you get it or you don’t. That being said, there are some KISS lyrics that I simply cannot defend. And, unfortunately, by “some,” I mean, “most.” In fact, KISS’s lyrics can be so ambiguously offensive that I decided to make a list. But, once I made said list, I realized it was too lengthily for just one article. Therefore, I decided to break it up into...

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Drunken Travel Chronicles: Flight to Phoenix
Dec03

Drunken Travel Chronicles: Flight to Phoenix

So, I attempted to document my recent trip to Phoenix using the Notes App of my iPhone. I had been having a pretty shitty day up to this point, and needless to say drowned my sorrows a bit before ever stepping out the door. What follows is a mostly unedited version of my notes (I had to clean up some of the spelling/grammar for clarity): Traveling solo. What can you say? It can be brutal, or you can make the most of it. It’s...

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5 Reasons Shaq Should Rejoin the Lakers
Oct28

5 Reasons Shaq Should Rejoin the Lakers

The Lakers are going to be bad this year. Really bad. With Byron Scott at the helm and a lineup full of D-leaguers, pan-flashes and has-beens; they are in need of some serious help. Who better than the original Superman himself, Shaquille O’Neal?  1) He’s Probably Still a Top-5 Center If he started training right now, I bet Shaq could be in game shape (well, game shape for Shaq) by Christmas Day. And, with a game against the...

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Beer Review: Brew Dog’s Dogma “Flavored Ale”
Oct24

Beer Review: Brew Dog’s Dogma “Flavored Ale”

So, I get a little nervous anytime I hear “Flavored Ale.” Adding non-Reinheitsgebot ingredients to beer can sometimes spell disaster. However, being a fan of the show Brew Dogs on Esquire Network, I decided to give this one a whirl. For those who haven’t seen it, Brew Dogs is a pretty interesting and fairly entertaining show featuring two Scottish brewers who travel America brewing small batch creations with some of...

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Who Kidnapped Jakob Dylan?
Oct24

Who Kidnapped Jakob Dylan?

Those eyes. That fedora. The pasty white skin of a son standing in his father’s oppressive shadow… What the hell happened to Jakob Dylan? According to the Jakob Dylan Official Website (yes, there’s an official website), his last release was ’06 and he hasn’t toured or done much of anything since. I’m concerned. I’m not necessarily a fan of his music, but someone needs to find out what’s...

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