Time for the double drop. Now only 4 days behind. Making up time. The countdown is most important. We must be better than the USPS and deliver all of your holiday cheer by December 25th. I don’t want to be a failure on day one of my 35th year. Once again we take Santa straight to the ghetto (sorry James, you didn’t make the cut) for what I believe is the second greatest hip hop holiday song and the rawest one ever. How is that for foreshadowing what’s to come! Time for Santa muthafuckin’ Claus to dump that sled for a drop top ’64!
Ahhh yeaaaahhh. A story about the badass Eazy-E! Xmas in Compton. Merry Xmas Muthafucka! The lyrics to this are way too much sometimes. Santa asking chicks to sit on his face. Eazy getting ghetto sluts to give him that Xmas dome. The mix of some random holiday songs and the beats are on point though. The three days of Xmas are also legit. Three pounds of endo, two somethings of cocaine and an AK! That is a Xmas that won’t soon be forgotten! Clearly thought the best lyric is ‘Eazy-E, oh Eazy-E, show us how you treat those bitches.’ Like I said this joint is ridiculous. What does ‘Saint Nick’s got a dick like a ho’ actually mean? Since when did hoes have dicks? I mean other than those hoes down on Sunset tucking it back like Buffalo Bill. Maybe Eazy had a few run-ins with some of those Santa hoes. At least Eazy is kind enough to wish us a merry mothafuckin’ Xmas and a fucked up new year. Thanks Eazy…RIP.