Holiday Countdown #13

Time for the double drop. Now only 4 days behind. Making up time. The countdown is most important. We must be better than the USPS and deliver all of your holiday cheer by December 25th. I don’t want to be a failure on day one of my 35th year. Once again we take Santa straight to the ghetto (sorry James, you didn’t make the cut) for what I believe is the second greatest hip hop holiday song and the rawest one ever. How is that for foreshadowing what’s to come! Time for Santa muthafuckin’ Claus to dump that sled for a drop top ’64!

Ahhh yeaaaahhh. A story about the badass Eazy-E! Xmas in Compton. Merry Xmas Muthafucka! The lyrics to this are way too much sometimes. Santa asking chicks to sit on his face. Eazy getting ghetto sluts to give him that Xmas dome. The mix of some random holiday songs and the beats are on point though. The three days of Xmas are also legit. Three pounds of endo, two somethings of cocaine and an AK! That is a Xmas that won’t soon be forgotten! Clearly thought the best lyric is ‘Eazy-E, oh Eazy-E, show us how you treat those bitches.’ Like I said this joint is ridiculous. What does ‘Saint Nick’s got a dick like a ho’ actually mean? Since when did hoes have dicks? I mean other than those hoes down on Sunset tucking it back like Buffalo Bill. Maybe Eazy had a few run-ins with some of those Santa hoes. At least Eazy is kind enough to wish us a merry mothafuckin’ Xmas and a fucked up new year. Thanks Eazy…RIP.

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Jeff

Author: Jeff

There was some latin shit here once, but nobody uses that language now except the Pope…and I am no Pope. What I am is a student. Not a student in the literal sense, but someone who believes that you have to always be challenging yourself to learn. Not necessarily things we have learned from textbooks. My learning is more about putting myself in difficult situations to understand more about me and the world around me. It is the challenge that allows you to grow as a person. That is my philosophy.
Some of the things that I will eventually get around to posting may focus on that, reflections on a life that has seen me through the rust belt to the new (and not so new) south and through a life abroad. However many of these posts will focus on the lighter things that interest me. My obsession with 80’s/90’s pop culture, my obsession with sports especially of the Cleveland and Ohio State variety, and maybe even my obsession with musical theater…who knows.
Maybe somebody will read this, maybe they won’t…but that isn’t the point. The point is that if I find something interesting I will try to dissect it here, maybe not timely (I do have a day job) but eventually.

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